MMC TOUR GUIDE 1
Next to the Counseling and Wellness Center is our library! We’re going to be entering via the quiet section. Before we enter we must be super quiet! Okay? Okay.            (at a faint whisper) There are loads of books to check out. As well as an online database that accesses source material and our school’s index system-  SHHHHHHH.                                                 (goes out to confront the lonely Shrek freshman, to Shrek,).                                                   Hey- dude- you can’t-                                                                                                                                                                                    It’s pathetic-                                                                                                                                                                                                               Sup Kev?                                                                                                            Kevin…please…stop this madness.                                                                                                                                  NO! No… Marymount Manhattan is like THE school to be at. Kevin- my guy, can you PLEASE go away. We have so many rehearsal spaces why can’t you just-
    

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Line 2: Next to the Counseling and Wellness Center is our library!
Line 3: We’re going to be entering via the quiet section.
Line 4: Before we enter we must be super quiet! Okay? Okay. (at a faint whisper)
Line 5: There are loads of books to check out. As well as an online database that accesses source material and our school’s index system- SHHHHHHH.
Line 6: (goes out to confront the lonely Shrek freshman, to Shrek,)
Line 7: Hey- dude- you can’t-
Line 8: It’s pathetic-
Line 9: Sup Kev?
Line 10: Kevin…please…stop this madness.
Line 11: NO! No… Marymount Manhattan is like THE school to be at. Kevin- my guy, can you PLEASE go away. We have so many rehearsal spaces why can’t you just-

MMC TOUR GUIDE 2
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 Shhhhh                               Oh my- oh my god. So sorry. One moment please.                                                                                                                                  Oh my god, is that Kevin?                           Kevin he…..he’s a freshmen-  He wants to be Shrek. In Shrek the musical…like…more than anything. I mean it’s-                                                              Let’s go out and talk to him. C’mon everyone-                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Oh….oh my goodness…well…Um…that concludes our tour? I guess. I mean now…you’ve really seen everything Marymount has to offer, I guess.
    

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Line 5: Kevin he…..he’s a freshmen- He wants to be Shrek. In Shrek the musical…like…more than anything. I mean it’s-
Line 6: Let’s go out and talk to him. C’mon everyone-
Line 7: Oh….oh my goodness…well…Um…that concludes our tour? I guess. I mean now…you’ve really seen everything Marymount has to offer, I guess.

MMC TOURISTS
*The group enters their section*                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           (The Tour guides usher everybody outside to the Terrace, where Kevin is seated somewhere, Shrek ears on, in full panic mode.)
    

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STUDENT
WHOA WHAT THE-                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                W-Who’s Kevin?                                                                                                                      Should we probably tell him that we can see him-                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              Mom- is college.. Like this?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                CAN I GET A PICTURE WITH KEVIN???
    

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KEVIN
(Shrek Emerges from the void, his presence is visible through the windows as he stomps around the terrace. Just two, lifeless, eyes outside the window. He stands on  the deck and roars, the sound is not audible to our audience.)                 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN MY SWAMPPPPP!?!?!?!?!?                                                                                                                                                                                 WHAT?? Fuck…it doesn’t feel right-                                                                                                                                                              It just doesn’t feel right….like….what are you doing in my swamp?? Or what are you doing in my swamp? Or what are you-”              YOU CAN’T TELL ME NOT TO LIVE MY DREAM!! I WILL BE SHREK ONE DAY, YOU’LL SEE!!! YOU’LL ALLLL SEEEEEE!!!                                                                                                                                                                             NO- NO REHEARSAL SPACE. KATIE MEADE WOULD NEVER. I CAN’T CONTAIN MY SWAMP TO THE LIKES OF THE BLACK BOX. NO. I’LL EMAIL LORI, I’LL EMAIL KENNY. Y’ALL ARE MEAN.  MY SWAMP MY SWAMP MINEEEEEEE. (Shrek cascades towards the bushes. Exiting)
    

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